The Jam Doughnut That Ruined My Life

A Jam-fuelled Week Of Disaster Is Set In Motion By A Single Doughnut! Roman Garstang Is Obsessed With Food - Particularly Squidgy Splodge Raspberry-jam Doughnuts - But He Is About To Learn That Things Are Not Always As Sugar-coated As They Might Seem. Because Of His Monday-morning Jam Doughnut, Roman's Week Takes A Very Sticky Turn . . . By Friday Roman Has Been Banned From Eating For 24hrs, Narrowly Avoided A Faceful Of Warm Toddler-wee, Accidentally Shoplifted, Been Given A Lift In A Getaway Van, Styled His Teacher's Guinea Pig With A Blue Mohawk, Started An Oap Riot . . . And Still Barely Managed To Scoff A Crumb - Or Lick - Of A Single Doughnut. Who Knew Jam Could Be So Deadly?