How to Tankie: The Anti-Imperialist's Guide to the Modern World

“How to Tankie” is the anti-imperialist’s guide for the modern world. This book guides you on correct ways to argue against colonialists, war-shills and imperialists in a manner that is unconstrained by facts, logic, reason, or consistency. It covers the most important principles which you must follow to be the right side of history on every issue compared to those corporatist war shills who want to end humanity in a nuclear war. All of the main tenets of anti-imperialism are covered, and each chapter ends with a helpful quiz to guide you on your journey to a higher, morally superior worldview. At the end there is a quiz to test your knowledge so you can see if you’re a professor emeritus of tankiedom or just an imperialist lickspittle in the pay of the CIA.

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