Don't Wipe Your Bum With A Hedgehog

A Collection Of Wise And Wacky Words Of Advice, From The Bestselling And Double Blue Peter Best Book With Facts-winning Mitchell Symons. From The Marvellous Mind Of Mitchell Symons Comes Such Gems Of Wisdom As: You Can't Trust A Dog To Watch Your Food. Why Buy Shampoo When Real Poo Is Free? Never Put Both Feet In Your Mouth At The Same Time, As You Won't Have A Leg To Stand On. And If Getting Even Doesn't Work, Just Get Odd!