The Outhouse Reader

OUTHOUSE READER
THE OUTHOUSE READER IS THE PERFECT COMPANION for everyone who makes a pit stop at the little wood shack out back! Just don't get caught with your pants down!
FROM SOULFUL LIFE WISDOM:
"Oh, what tangled webs we weave when first we practice to believe."
"Most things get better. In fact, most things get better by the next morning."
"A true friend, if he can't get you out of jail, will get in there with you."
TO DROP-AND-RUN HUMOR: "It's easy to win at Solitaire, just shoot all the witnesses."
"A cow that won't give milk is called a hamburger."
Gibbs Smith has sold more than 700,000 combined copies of Bender and English titles.
June is National Bathroom Reading Month.
Uncle John's Bathroom Reader has sold more than 7 million copies!
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Texas Bix Bender is the author of Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On!, Never Ask a Man the Size of His Spread, and a dozen other books of humor. His books have sold more than 500,000 copies. He lives in Nashville, Tennessee.
Roy English is a former Texas lawmaker and judge. He is the author of Chicken Fried Steak for the Soul, Don't Whiz on a 'Lectric Fence, and When I'm an Old Coot. He lives and maintains homes in Texas, Tennessee, and Mexico.