The Little Book of Stupid Questions

Leave the meaningful questions to the philosophers. Real life deals with the little things. The inane things. The petty things. And yes, well, the stupid things. Get ready to get real. And get stupid.

--If cats and dogs didn't have fur, would you still pet them?
--Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
--Who do you know that is most likely to have been abducted by aliens?

And nearly 300 other pointless queries.