Trying : Love, Loose Pants, and the Quest for a Baby

‘here Again, Mr Cossey?’ Asked The Young Spanish Embryologist, Shooting Me A Welcoming Smile As I Followed Him Down The Corridor. He Had Recognised Me By Sight And That Wasn’t Good. I Was Now The One Thing You Don’t Want To Be In A Fertility Clinic. A Regular. Martha Wanted A Baby. Mark Wanted A Baby. What’s The Worst That Could Happen? In Four Years Of Baby-making Boot Camp, Mark And Martha Face The Calendar, The Joy Of Sober, Scheduled Sex, Hostile Cervical Mucus, Iui And Ivf. Through A Combination Of Ignorance And Outrage, Mark Survives Ejaculating Into A Small Jar, Stabbing His Wife, Having His Sperm Turned Pink And Group Sex With Whales. Written With Genuine Laugh-out-loud Humour And Complete Honesty, Trying Is A Noholds- Barred Welcome To The World Of The Infertile Written By A Man Who Has Lived Through It All And Come Through With His Ultimate Dream Realised – His Own Family. It Says A Lot When You Can Call Two Years Of Sleepless Nights A Happy Ending.