Intentions: The Intergalactic Bathroom Enlightenment Guide

Product Description


How would you feel if, when you got up to go to the bathroom, an alien visitor was waiting to meet you? Would you be scared? Would you ever go to the bathroom alone again? How would your life change? Would you be in immenent danger? Read "Intentions: The Intergalactic Bathroom Enlightenment Guide" to discover exactly how these real life visits from an alien affected Prudence Calabrese and how the world will change because of them.


Review


Woven through these meditations is the story of Calabrese's own life, told with fierce, unapologetic honesty. --
Ellen Tanner Marsh, New York Times best-selling author


From the Inside Flap


The Grey Dude says it all started in the time before this Universe was created, in a place called The Exegesis. Exegesis is a noun meaning a "critical explanation or analysis." It's especially used in interpretation of the scriptures. Since these Grey Dude thought balls are a kind of cosmic scripture, it's the closest word I could find to relay the idea of a place that makes clear what is obscure.
The Exegesis thought balls are the most difficult to interpret, and they are nearly impossible to describe. Imagine a long piece of yarn, so long you can't see the beginning or the end. Imagine looking down toward one end of the yarn. It's not pulled taut; it's a little loose. Imagine it oscillating, ever so slightly, a barely perceptible wave form. Each time the yarn oscillates, a Universe of Thought is blasted through your head. You feel like the back of your head is raw and exposed; you feel like you had contact with something illimitable and amazing. And then the next wave form hits you. Infinitely different than the first, it barely registers before the next arrival... and then the next ... and the next...
What strikes you the most is that these wave forms feel like afterthoughts. Somehow you know they are throwaways. Cosmic garbage. Beautiful and complex, but somehow flawed, somehow missing something essential, somehow imperfect. An assembly line of mostly rejects, this yarned wave form transport system keeps churning them out. Once in a while a wholly absolute and flawless Universe of Thought rolls by, too fast, too mystifying to grab hold of. You try to focus backwards, to bring it to the front of your mind, but it's long gone, only a tiny hum, getting lower and lower, finally vanishing. The Perfect can't be contained by your mind.
And somewhere early in the thought ball, in the same breath as "cosmic garbage," it knocks you in the gut: one of the reject wave forms is our Universe.


About the Author


Prudence Calabrese is the Director of TransDimensional Systems, which provides information solutions to corporations and individuals using an array of alternative and paranormal services including remote viewing, knosomatics, intuitive counseling, technology transfer, consciousness mapping, physical profiling and other techniques. TransDimensional Systems also does considerable work in the areas of humanitarian and environmental efforts. Prudence Calabrese has been teaching people to remote view since 1996, first at Farsight where she was Vice President and then at TransDimensional Systems, which she founded in December of 1997 in Atlanta and has since moved to southern California. Prudence has been a scientist since her teen years when she appeared on the television show "That's Incredible" performing brain transplants on ants. She has taken a scientific approach to the study of remote viewing and has developed methodologies and techniques that go beyond the strict, traditional, protocol-based remote viewing introduced a generation ago at Stanford.