Advanced banter: the QI book of quotations

The Ultimate Compendium Of Crisp One-liners, Knockout Jokes, Droll Asides And Universal Truths Collected Over The Years By The Creators Of Qi. 'you Know 'that Look' Women Get When They Want Sex? Me Neither.' Steve Martin; 'you Cannot Prevent The Birds Of Sorrow From Flying Over Your Head, But You Can Prevent Them From Nesting In Your Hair.' Chinese Proverb; 'the Beatles Are Dying In The Wrong Order.' Victor Lewis-smith; 'cauliflower Is Nothing But A Cabbage With A College Education.' Mark Twain; 'depend On The Rabbit's Foot If You Will, But Remember: It Didn't Work For The Rabbit.' R.e. Shay; 'if It Were Not For Quotations, Conversation Between Gentlemen Would Be An Endless Series Of 'what-ho's!'' P. G.wodehouse